Everybody Wants Me

The policemen, the police girls,
Lieutenants, sergeants, constables,
They want me.
They all want me.
Every bailiff, every jailor,
Every chronic masturbator,
They want me.
They all want me.
All the judges, all the jurors,
All the world’s TV reporters,
Every daily publication,
Every rag in circulation,
Oh they want me.
They all want me.

My doctors, psychoanalysts,
Zoo keepers, anthropologists,
They want me.
They all want me.
Every expert in biology,
Specialist in criminology,
They want me.
They all want me.
Middle England’s middle aged,
Suburban housewives want to play,
They pulverise their undervalued
Vulvas twice a day,
Oh they want me.
They all want me.

I am the Scarlet Pimpernel,
I’m Robin Hood. I’m William Tell,
Everybody wants me.

All the zombies, all the non-bes,
Princesses, parasites,
They want me.
They all want me.
Every butcher’s hook, baptismal font,
Fair trader and tomb raider,
They want me.
They all want me.
Every horse drawn Duke and Duchess,
Every horse jawed Lord and Lady,
Every Karma Sutra reader,
Executioner and queen
Oh they want me.
They all want me.

I am the Scarlet Pimpernel,
I’m Robin Hood, Oh bloody hell!
Everybody wants me…

......But I...... Be Long......
......To You......