GoGo Gadget Babymaker

Go go gadget babymaker
Go go gadget babymaker

This gentrified, Electrified
Contraption’s up for action

Go go gadget babymaker
Go go gadget babymaker

This death defying, Petrifying
Gizmo’s gonna blow

It wasn’t made to mash potato
Wasn’t made to hammer nails
It wasn’t made to break up boulders
It was made to make ya wail

It wasn’t made to please Miss Molly
But oh good golly, how it did
It was made to teach this planet’s
Women how to squirm and skid

Go go gadget babymaker
Go go gadget babymaker

This gentrified, Electrified
Contraption’s up for action

Go go gadget babymaker
Go go gadget babymaker

This inseminating Penetrator’s
Ready to Explode

VAAROOOOOOOM,
KAABOOOOOOOOOM!

Go go gadget babymaker

Witch Doctor Disco Dancer

Voodoo the dog
Voodoo the twist
Voodoo the fever
Voodoo the swim
Voodoo the cancan
I know you can can
Oh clap your hands and
Voodoo the dance

Witch doctor disco dancer
Witch doctor disco dancer
Well i’m in lurv: L U R V
You best believe....

Well i’m bewitched
You make me itch
You give my it thing
An extra inch
The way you move girl
The way you grove girl
You make my man thang
Wake up and twitch

Witch doctor disco dancer
Witch doctor disco dancer
Well i’m in lurv: L U R V
You best believe....

When you go chacha chacha
My heart goes baba baba
I got a muscle that moves
When you come shuffling through
When you go chacha chacha
My heart goes baba baba
Cus I’m in lurv With you

Witch doctor disco dancer
Shit hot witch doctor dancer
Well i’m in lurv: L U R V
You best believe....

Witch doctor disco dancer
Shit hot witch doctor dancer
Well i’m in lurv: L U R V
And you lurv me

Attack of the Fifty Foot Frankenbride

20.000 Leagues Under the sheets
20.000 volts under her bolts
20.000 metric tonnes of fun
My fifty foot frankenbride makes me cum

Attack, attack
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride
Attack, attack, Get back, get back,
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride

20.000 beads of sweat on her legs
20.000 double D measurement chest
20.000 fathom capacity fanny
For my 20.000 depth charged speed seed daemons

Attack, attack
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride
Attack, attack Get back, get back,
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride

20.000 millimetres hip to hip
20.000 suckers on each of her lips
20.000 men have tried to tame her
But I’m my frankenbride’s creator

Attack, attack
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride

Attack, attack Get back, get back,
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride

CycleDyke Blues

I got dry lips, Doc,

And finger tips that tremble,

I get weak at the knees

When I see how she’s assembled,

She’s the sweetest peach I ever seen

But she just aint that in to me,

Well I don’t know what to do

With my cycle dyke blues.

She’s the archetypal

Motor cycle queen all

Buckles, boots and kitty suits

I’m done for,

That girl she gives me heart attack,

All dressed up like a vampire bat

Well I don’t know what to do

With my cycle dyke blues.

I don’t sleep right, Doc,

My heart beat’s done gone tripled,

And I chew through pants

With my king kong ding dong dribble,

I wanna be her blistered twister mat

But she says she just aint in to that,

Well I don’t know what to do

With my cycle dyke blues.

Be my thigh high buckle booted buckaroo tonight

Be my thigh high buckle booted buckaroo tonight

Be my frantic panting panty antic pride

Be my thigh high buckle booted buckaroo tonight

She’s the orchard of my aching eyes,

But she don’t get undressed for guys

Well I don’t know what to do

With my cycle dyke blues.